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2 Girls, 1 Cup and a Puking Place

This classic column originally appeared at the Barbershop Notebooks. Check back here on Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays for fresh content!

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Question to the Sexpert:
My friends made me watch that vile 2 Girls 1 Cup video and aside from the fact I now hate them, I’m totally disturbed. I didn’t eat anything for the entire next day. You’re on the internets a lot. Please tell me that nasty crap isn’t real.”

These days a girl can’t go anywhere without having someone try to re-introduce her to her last meal by bringing up this gawd awful viral video. For the unfamiliar, that is anyone who has yet to have his or her corneas permanently scarred by the atrociously repugnant sight known as 2 Girls 1 Cup, I fervently suggest you do not Google the video unless you have a strong desire to never eat or have sex again.

Basically, the premise of the video, which is circling the web like a hurricane, is that two young ladies are so enamored with one another that the only way they can fully express their devotion is by engaging in a romantic and sensuous bout of shit and vomit eating.

The purpose of this masterpiece is almost certainly just so that people can say to their friends, “Hey, I have to show you this thing I saw today!” and videotape their horrified reactions as they grasp frantically for a trashcan into which they can hurl.

In full honesty, I heard about the thing for the first time a few weeks back, have read many descriptions and watched more than a couple of the riotously hilarious reaction videos, but have yet to subject myself directly to the 2 Girls 1 Cup experience in any form more authentic than having two of my friends act it out with sound effects.

I have watched more than my share of freakshow sex films in my years of training as a sexuality educator, often in the form of a Sexuality Attitude Reassessment (SAR) experience  (where viewers have open dialogues about their personal reactions to watching sexually explicit materials that may elicit a variety of emotions under the supervision of a professional). And I can assure you, I’ve seen enough Scheisse-munching materials for a lifetime and don’t foresee inordinate gains from eternally uploading more similar images into my brain.

Obviously, there are people who enjoy poop sex and perform fecal-related sexual activities. It seems therefore probable that, in this day and age, some of it will be filmed and some small percentage of that will make its way into some form of popular media. So, sure, it’s a safe bet to guess it’s as good as real.

On the other hand, as Dan Savage pointed out on his Slog a few weeks ago (back when I thought the whole meme would just HAVE to die out due to awfulness), there is a possibility that the matter in question might actually be chocolate ice cream or something comparable that was inserted into the young lady after a series of cleansing enemas.

Not that this necessarily makes the video any better or less a potential vector for Hepatitis. It merely means it may only be real, but not real real. Does that answer your question? Ok, I need a shower. A thousand apologies to anyone who was reading this while eating lunch.

Do you have a question or comment? Please email Timaree directly at sexpert@MarcLamontHill.com

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